Anybody want to hear a funny story??

So, the school served wine with dinner tonight, and most of the girls I was eating dinner with grabbed glasses of either white or red. After that, one of them didn't want hers, so Vasi ended up with two glasses of red wine and one of white. Angie and I tried them, and I liked the white wine a bit better, so I ended up finishing Vasi's for her. When we went downstairs then (it's a two-floor cafeteria) with our trays, I stopped to see if I could grab a banana. Unfortunately, all the bananas were bad and they were at the bottom of the bowl, so I had to futz around a bit to look at them. Of course, as I turned around again, I tilted my tray, and the glass slid to the floor and crashes. And, also of course, everyone in the cafeteria applauded the first girl to break a glass. Then, me, being me, I curtsied. I love me sometimes. Best part? Vasi got all the "drunk girl" comments...